Reblog if you don’t have shoes on right now. 

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ptsdpuma:

This is happening way more often than it should be, lately.

[Head of a puma on a tessellated background that alternates between dark purple and dark blue. Top text “Victim of sexual abuse” Bottom text “Get asked for nudes”]

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I don’t have insomnia, I have internet connection. 

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lolsofunny:

1. REBLOG AND CLICK THE PICTURE
2. Try Typing your name, tumblr URL, etc..

OMG THIS WEBSITE <3

OH MY GLOB THE LETTER V OMFG

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howtopickupafangirl:

How to Pick Up a Fangirl: Be Tom Hiddleston.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, bu— 

lolsofunny:

　

NO. STOP. DONE. NO MORE. EVER.

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• Teacher: Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
• Me: LOKI?
• Teacher: Pardon?
• Me: The God of Mischief.
• Teacher: ...okay. So, where's your homework?
• Me: I don't have it.
• Teacher: What?
• Me: I sent it off, I know not where.
• Teacher: Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
• Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
• Teacher: Hey, watch your tone-
• Me: WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
• Teacher: Okay, I think you need to-
• Me: How's your coffee?
• Teacher: What?
• Me: You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
• Teacher: I don't-
• Me: There's no gas in the tank.
• Teacher: What-
• Me: I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
• Teacher: Okay, I think it's time for-
• Me: LOKI'D.
• Teacher: Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
• Me: NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
• Teacher: Preferably several someones?
• Me: I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
• Teacher: Restrain her.
• Me: *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
• Teacher: What even.
• Friend: You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.

I am a free thinking person.
I love life or at least try to.

Love my Fiance

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